I gather there are people who enjoy reading travel guides. Not browsing in them, mind. Reading straight through them. They pick up a copy of the Lonely Planet Guide to Latvia and they start at page 1 and read straight through. They read about the prevalence of ATMs, the average temperature, how much the taxi drivers will try to rob you, and whether the hotel on Fifth Street is clean or not. If that sounds like fun to you, then I have a book recommendation for you.
How do I know there must be people who enjoy reading travel
guides? Because otherwise, Bill Bryson’s
Notes From a Small Island would not
exist.
Bill Bryson decides
to travel around England and write about his trip. If you like the sound of that, you can read
the whole book right here:
“On (insert day of week) I arrived in (insert Town
Name). I was surprised to find the town
to be so (quaint/unimpressive [pick one]).
I checked into a hotel which was (charming/dilapidated) and then set off
to see the (insert famous landmark in town).
On the way I ran into a (young/middle-aged/retired) person who told me a
(historical/quirky) story. The (landmark
mentioned above) was (interesting/boring).
(Insert humorous story or anecdote.)
Realizing I was hungry, I went to the local (restaurant/pub) and had a
drink and a (delicious/indifferent) meal.
I tottered off to bed and the next morning I left by (bus/train). The landscape was (scenic/bleak). “
Repeat.
Repeat.
Repeat.
And so on.
I learned one thing from reading this book. I really, really don’t care about English cities. At all.
I thought I might care about English cities after reading Alice in Sunderland. (Not a typo—Alice in Sunderland is a different book than Alice in Wonderland. The
latter is more famous (but you knew that).
It is also better. Indeed, Alice in Wonderland is the best book mentioned in this blog
post. So, if you ever have to choose
between the Lonely Planet Guide to The Great
Lakes and Alice in Wonderland for
a pleasant evening’s read, it is not a contest.
This sort of public service announcement is what keeps bringing Readers
back to this blog. But I digress.) At times Bryson’s book reminded me of Alice in Sunderland. I suspect I am the first person to make that comparison. But, while I can imagine reading the Alice
book again (any of the three Alice books to which that could refer), I cannot
imagine reading Bryson’s book again.
That is not to say that Bryson’s book is without interest. He is funny.
At times, he is quite funny. A book
of “The best jokes and stories in Bryson’s book” would be a pleasant little thing
for an evening of leisurely reading.
But, to take those amusing little stores and bury them in a whole bunch
of pointless travel matter is certainly a way to make the book longer but not a
way to make the book more enjoyable.
Still, that being said, I enjoyed Bryson’s book. This may be in part because it was a gift
from a former student (thanks, Mahua!) and so I was predisposed to be in a good
mood while reading it. It may also be that
the amusing anecdotes are liberally enough spread throughout the narrative to
keep it from flagging too much. But, all
that being said: I cannot figure out the market for a book like this.
Then again, I don’t like travel as much as the average
person does. Maybe the rest of humanity
reads tales of tours of English towns and fancies being there and so a book like
this is akin to a vicarious vacation and maybe people like vicarious vacations involving
lots of travel. Now that I think about it,
earlier today one of my colleagues was talking about how he would have liked to
have organized a class on a replica of an ancient sailing ship and sailed around
the Mediterranean recreating the voyage of Odysseus. (Note how I carefully avoided mentioning the
book title so that I don’t have to go back and rewrite the above section saying
that the Alice in Wonderland is the best
book mentioned in this post. The
not-actually-mentioned book by Homer is, truth be told, even better.) So,
obviously travelling does appeal to some people. Even if it does involved meeting Scylla.
Now that I think about it: Bill Bryson’s book would have
been a lot better if Merlin and Dragons and Knights who say Ni had shown up
every now and then.
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