Changing media is a tricky thing. History is filled with artists who could not
sculpt, musicians who could not write an opera, and writers who could not compose
a decent poem. There is no shame in
that; nobody, with I suppose the possible exception of Leonardo da Vinci, is
good at everything.
So, imagine an 80 year old writer who is in the running for
the title of greatest living American novelist. But, for reasons unknown, he
really wants to write a screenplay for a movie.
A big Hollywood movie. Maybe that
is the explanation; maybe screenplays for big Hollywood movies pay more than
novels. (Ya think?) Maybe this 80 year old novelist has some big
debts and really wants a big payday.
But, more probably, he has always just wanted to write a
screenplay. So he does. OK, let’s drop the faux-anonymity. The author is Cormac McCarthy. I love Cormac McCarthy.
He writes the screenplay.
Then it gets even better. He gets
a Major Hollywood Director: Ridley Scott.
He gets a Superstar cast: Michael Fassbender, Penelope Cruz, Cameron
Diaz, Javier Bardem, Brad Pitt.
Wow. What could go wrong?
I finally got around to watching it. The Counselor
is an absolutely terrible movie. OK, “absolutely
terrible” isn’t right; it is much worse than that. Words cannot express how unbelievably, really
unbelievably, disappointingly awful this movie was. All those stars are trying their best, but it
is just a disaster as a movie. And, sadly,
there is absolutely no doubt where the problem lies. The screenplay is bad, really bad. It just isn’t a screenplay; it seems like the
sort of thing someone who is a novelist would think is a screenplay. After seeing the movie I thought that maybe there
was a novel lurking under there somewhere and somebody needed to take that novel
and write a real screenplay based on the novel. Maybe that would work. But, like a novelist who just doesn’t understand
poetry, McCarthy just doesn’t understand that writing for a movie script is not
the same as writing a novel.
Fortunately, lest this review turn into a trashing of McCarthy,
the screenplay has been published and I read it. I should have followed my general rule and
read the book before seeing the movie, but in this case, I figured that since the
movie was the real object and the printed screenplay is secondary, I should reverse
the normal order.
From the screenplay, I can now see what McCarthy was trying
to do. He should have just written a novel. I think it would have been a good novel. In fact, in some ways, he did write novel—the descriptions of the movie scenes which
don’t have dialogue, and the descriptions of the settings for the assorted
scenes read just like descriptions in a McCarthy novel. In fact take away the bits indicating the speaker
and much of the dialogue here could be straight out of a McCarthy novel. In fact, I have just decided that I will henceforth
consider this book The Counselor: A
Screenplay to be the name of a novel on which an absolutely horrible movie was
based. That makes me feel better.
Why does the novel work better than the movie? For one thing, there are some parts that are
vastly more comprehensible in the novel.
There is, for example a scene in the novel in which a woman from whom
the Counselor (no name—he is just the Counselor) borrows a phone. In the movie, that is all the woman does—lends
him a phone. In the novel—she is subsequently
kidnapped. That second scene is crucial
for explaining how these same abductors know to kidnap the Counselor’s fiancĂ©e—he
called her on that phone. There are
lots of little details like that in the novel—things that take scenes which
leave the movie viewer saying, “How did the characters know to do that?” or “What are they doing?” and, you know, explain them. My favorite example (favorite as in, an
example that surely belongs in the Hall of Fame of Bizarre Movie Directions):
in the final scene (and this isn’t ruining anything because a) you aren’t going
to watch this movie if you are sane and b) it wouldn't make any sense if you
just watched the movie anyway), Malkina (Cameron Diaz) is descried as being
dressed this way:
She is dressed in an ankle-length black
pleated skirt, a dark green bolero jacket with black braiding. She wears a heavy graduated swag choke
necklace of emeralds with matching earrings.
She is about five months pregnant, just noticeable.
Read that last line again.
Now, remember that is a description from a screenplay. Fast-forward to being the movie viewer—you are
supposed to notice that this woman is pregnant—barely noticeably pregnant, no
less. Without that bit of information
much of the story in this movie makes no sense; with that bit of information, a
lot snaps into focus. So, next time you
are watching a movie, be sure to try to figure out if an actress walking across
a restaurant is meant to be barely noticeably pregnant.
The same thing happens when the Counselor wanders through a
crowd in Mexico, by the way. In the written
text, we are told what this crowd is—and it is important what this crowd is and
why the Counselor is there. In the movie, he just pushes his way through the crowd
for no apparent reason.
Another example? OK,
I’ll stop—this is like shooting fish in a barrel. It’s a terrible movie.
But, the novel. I
promised to get back to that. In the novel
there is an interesting question being explored. The world you live in is a world which has
been made up of previous choices you have made.
You may not have intended to create the world in which you live, but you
did create it. Once you find yourself in
your current world, you will often find yourself at a crossroad, but it is not
the crossroad you want. You want the crossroad
to be whether you have to live in this world you created or not. You want to decide whether you have to endure
the consequences of your previous actions.
But that is not the crossroad you are at. You have no choice. You might give everything to avoid the
consequences of your previous actions, but you cannot change your previous
actions. You are at a crossroad, but it
is only the crossroad of deciding whether you will accept the fact that you
have created this world you did not want or whether you refuse to accept the
fact that you cannot change the world you created by your previous actions.
But, it gets worse.
It is not simply that you must endure the pain of knowing that the world
you created is painful because of things you have done. You make decisions now and then later on you
are faced with other decisions you did not see coming at all. Decisions you would rather not make, but now
you have to make them. You are operating
in a blind.
But, it gets worse. There
are other people out there who are also making decisions. And some of those people do not have the
moral scruples which you have. And in a
world in which those with moral scruples, no matter how small those scruples
may be, meet those without moral scruples, the latter will win.
Like all of Cormac McCarthy's work, this novel has a deeply
moral core. We go through life trying to
skirt the edges of being moral. We think
we can commit a small sin here or there and that it won’t really matter. But every time we commit those small sins,
those small violations of our moral code, we create a new world in which we
must live with the consequences of those past violations of our moral
code. One violation of your moral code leads
to new choices and you cannot escape those new choices. And once you are down that road, there is no going
back. Along that road you will meet people
who do not have the same limits as you, and when you meet them, you will not
like the results of all those previous choices you made.
And right now, you are thinking this is all a overblown. You are thinking that just because I make
this small decision now, I will not end up with my world destroyed.
The hunter has a purity of heart
that exists nowhere else. I think he is
not defined so much by what he has come to be as by all that he has escaped
being. You can make no distinction
between what he is and what he does. And
what he does is kill. We of course are another
matter. I suspect that we are ill-formed
for the path we have chosen. Ill-formed
and ill-prepared. We would like to draw
a veil over all that blood and terror.
That have brought us to this place.
It is our faintness of heart that would close our eyes to all of that,
but in doing so it makes of it our destiny.
Perhaps you would not agree. I don’t
know. But nothing is crueler than a
coward, and the slaughter to come is probably beyond our imagining.
If you think this is overblown, you have just closed your
eyes. Don’t act surprised when you cannot
undo your prior actions because you don’t like the results.